new brown cow 6 oz. yogurt (reduced from 8 oz.)

six ounce dairy tease

cow logic -- 'old size too big!'

bovine penny pinch

hydration haiku

fountain by washroom
flow changes with nearby flush
plumbing reality

lament of the parrothead.

discomfort at show
herpes under khaki shorts
key west souvenir

carnivore's logic

burger order placed

the females will get naked

espn brain

work stalker

unusual card
placed on desk during lunch hour
police must be phoned

"indie"

indie bands will play
before fatties and mullets
superbowl half-time

superiority

public radio
all must know that i listen
it's our club -- NO HICKS!

'o.c.' style pool party in indiana

alcohol drowning
sandy cannot post your bail
backwoods-hidden body

white anime fan

not born in japan
chopstick technique tells story
akira would laugh

angryman

honk when i go slow
but your haste is strange to me
porn stores never close

chapstick

looking for relief
horrible lips need coating
sorry, get your own

x-ian gamers

your faith is novel
with jesus and d&d
CCD role play