white anime fan

not born in japan
chopstick technique tells story
akira would laugh

angryman

honk when i go slow
but your haste is strange to me
porn stores never close

chapstick

looking for relief
horrible lips need coating
sorry, get your own

x-ian gamers

your faith is novel
with jesus and d&d
CCD role play

teen at border's

magazine for men

pictorial found within

mother shops nearby

meeting people

cook-out is failing
must add more meat and more gas
while friend hits on wife

internet

searching on the web
references to me are rare
this is good fortune

religion

ancient wiccans
actually, bored yuppies
ban their practices

shopping haiku

smile at perfect stone
but consider one expense
gravestone carving fee

food

popcorn in your teeth
powdered cheese beard on your chin
take a shower now